Have you ever heard a rainbow speak
Or seen a cloud sit down?
A squirrel smoke a big cigar
Or an oak tree pout or frown?
Would a tennis ball like breakfast
Or a banjo want some dinner?
If you answered 'yes' to one of these
My friend - your life's a winner.
To see what other's say is not
Takes a certain sort of brain.
I spoke about this yesterday
To a spoon on a velcro train.