“72 muffins. I handed out 72 muffins today. Chocolate Chip,
Blueberry, Banana, Toffee and Bran. 72 of them. 25 donuts – plain, cream,
chocolate. 9 Danish pastries – apple and jam. 2 cream slices and 63 coffees and
22 teas.
In one week, working eight hour shifts , that’s 360 muffins,
125 donuts, 45 Danish, 10 cream slices, 315 coffees and 110 teas.
That’s 1440 muffins, 400 donuts, 180 Danish, 40 cream
slices, 1260 coffees and 440 teas a month.
With four weeks holiday time a year, that means I hand over
17,280 muffins, 600 donuts, 2160 Danish, 450 cream slices, 14175 coffees and
4950 teas per year.
Work for twenty years, that’s 345,600 muffins, 120,000
donuts, 43,200 Danish, 9000 cream slices, 283,500 coffees and 99,000 teas”.
Miriam liked to work the numbers.
It helped her feel better about leaving the job after day
one.
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