Testing Times

“So Michael, the results of your tests are in and it’s not good. Your cholesterol is off the scale, blood pressure is through the roof, you have a tumor on your liver, the onset of early Alzheimer’s and that freckle on your face is a melanoma. You are also developing rabies, ebola and bird flu. Your heart is weak, show signs of type 2 diabetes and could have a stroke literally any day”.

“That’s what I was afraid of”.

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