-I wish you nothing but health and happiness for 2016.
*Don’t say that.
-Why?*Because you can’t have both. If you have nothing but happiness then you become one of those permanently happy people who are impossible to be around. So, eventually your network of people leaves due to your insatiable need for joy. This leads to loneliness and loneliness is as dangerous to your well-being as smoking and alcoholism. In the end, it kills you. I’m not ready to die yet.
*No thanks...new years resolution.