Franklin J HoneyRock was an idiot.
A total idiot.
He knew it and accepted it. We all have to be something, he reasoned.
Plus, the world needs idiots and if you're going to be an idiot you might as well be the best one you can be.
He was a good idiot.
But he wasn't a fool. No Sir, you could never call him a fool.
Fools are total idiots.
They're twice as foolish as half-wits.
Not morons, because morons don't exist. That's just a cruel expression derived by dickheads so they can keep retards in their place.
Not that Franklin bought into the labeling game.
He just concentrated on being an idiot.
Plain and simple.