Not so Mellow Yellow

There was nothing wrong with it necessarily. 
Nothing obviously offensive or challenging. 
Nothing to make you squirm or recoil.
It just looked…wrong.
The same way a dog dressed like a person is wrong.
Or ketchup with scrambled eggs is wrong.
Or thinking that ketchup with scrambled eggs is wrong. 
Maybe you like that.
Who am I to tell you what to eat and in which combination?
He was in his fifties, big bellied and sporting tight trousers.
The ‘wrong’ part? Yellow T-shirt.

Goddam yellow t-shirts.

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